Barnacle

A straight guy that hangs out with a gay guy in order to hook up with a straight girl

Straight guy: Hey man, do you have any straight girlfriends?
Gay guy:. Don't be such a barnacle!

by HeidiAnton July 28, 2015

barnacle boy

barnacle boy is actually what people are saying when they say bb. not baby. or babes

aw thanks bb!

aw thanks barnacle boy!

by uksbiggestsexsymbol October 17, 2020

Barnacle

Kayla Jo

"Kayla Jo is the definition of a barnacle" - Nilsa from MTV's Florabama Shore

by hughmuffin97 December 15, 2017

Barnacle File

An account, file or application that cannot be resolved. Due to legal reasons there is no way to complete or reject the work requested.

How many barnacle files do you have in your work load?

by Barnacle file April 16, 2019

Barnacle

A vagina or cunt

I put my dick in your mom’s barnacle

by A guy with a 12 ft penis December 28, 2022

Barnacles

The little fucking evil ass demons of the sea. They look like teeth with shells and they live on poor animals and rocks. If all barnacles were to go extinct then the world would be better off. I swear to fucking God. If I ever find a barnacle somewhere near me, we'll be having a fucking holocaust of the goddamn evil little demon shit heads.

My friend: Hey man, barnacles don't hurt humans.
Me: Fuck you and your bloodline. All barnacles need to be fucking deleted and destroyed. I will literally destroy the oceans to delete barnacles from life itself shit fecking hell I hate the damn toothy fucking shell cunts

by Ifyoulikebarnaclesyou'reanonce March 8, 2019

Barnacled

When you have multiple parking violations and get a Barnacle, a big 20-lb yellow device, strapped to your windshield so you can’t drive until it’s removed. Replaced the boot in 2016.

Shawn: “What is that massive yellow thing on your windshield, man?”
Lloyd: “Snap, I got Barnacled. Probably shouldn’t have let those parking violations add up.”

by @madflax November 29, 2016