banter

Playful joke among friends not taken seriously

- Your dick is so small!
- Your mom didn't seem to mind last night!
- M..my mom's dead! ;-(
- Exactly!

LOL Banter!

by rekt_suspekt July 26, 2015

banter

Conversation that is witty and at the same time abusive. Formerly an "in" word, but no longer cool due to it being used excessively by children.

Parent: So what did you do at school today Timmy?

Child: BANTER LOL

Parent: Shut up

by DO NOTWANT September 19, 2010

bantathon

A prolonged session of banter. That is having amusing, sometimes nonsensical, chat with friends or just generally having fun. The word is derived by combining banter with marathon (since a marathon is a 26 mile long race and thus
takes a long time to complete).

1.'What work did you do in class today?'
'We didn't do any work at all. We just sat around chatting. It was a total bantathon!'

2.'Are you going over to Paul's tonight?'
'Yeh of course, it'll be a bantathon.'

by ali-b May 17, 2006

Banter Killer

An individual who says one thing to instantly kill all previous banter during a conversation... leaving an awkward silence

Byron Boyd is a banter killer.

by DUMBC #11 September 27, 2011

Bant and Dec

Bant and Dec (ant and dec) the two geordies who are the kings of banter

1) did you watch britains got talent last night, ant and dec were so funny!
2) dont you mean bant and dec!

by #trio December 1, 2013

Sexual Banter

For a living organism to provide "Sexual Banter" is for one to give off a sexually appealing image while creating a friendly, teasingly fun atmosphere.

James: Good golly miss, that video contained a plentiful amount of sexual banter.

Mrs. Haworth: Fuck yeah.

by Tomeme August 10, 2015

Silly Bandz Suffocation

When school children overload their arms with the stretchy rubber bracelets. Silly Bandz have become the sudden craze among many elementary schools, middle schools, and even high schools. They come in different colors and shapes, and kids squeeze many on their arm/s at one time. This may result in a sudden, dramatic loss of circulation.

John: "I just bought my daughter five packs of Silly Bandz the other day, and she wears all of them at once!"
Patrick: "Ah yes, it's Silly Bandz Suffocation."

by cooolkat08 May 30, 2010