Cock and Ball Torture

Cock and Ball Torture, AKA CBT, is a act of someone punishing their cock and balls by hitting it, beating it, and in general punishing it.

Carl - Miss Frizz, can I please start my cock and ball torture routine?
Miss Frizz - Sorry Carl, I don't allow cock and ball torture in my classroom.
Carl - Oh geez Miss Frizz.. I don't think I can wait until lunch time
Miss Frizz - Well, you're going to have to Carl. Now be quiet and pay attention.
Carl - Fuck you Miss Frizz i'm going to start anyways. *Carl starts his Cock and Ball Torture despite what Miss Frizz says.* Carl then brutally starts to slam his pencil box onto his nutsack making his balls turn purple and blue.

by Jimmy N. Nuetron June 9, 2019

Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

ollie ball

Ollie ball is an absolute legend. Vastly known for his detailed culinary reviews. You would usually see Ollie ball on the playground tasting and reviewing good. “But how will I know it’s Ollie ball when I see him??”, well Ollie ball usually announces his presence...you will first here a line of a song followed by “its Ollie ball here”.

It’s Ollie ball here and Today I’m eating a kinder Bueno bar....wow delicious the chocolate really hits my palette and the hazelnut is just beautiful. Defo scran that

by OllieBallsBae March 22, 2021

Peed in the Ball Pit

The convention equivalent of "Jumped the Shark". Applied only when things at a convention have gotten so ridiculous it's hard to believe that they're really happening. Reference to the wild failure that was the first-ever Tumblr-convention known as "Dashcon" in which one person urinated in the ball-pit, one of the only sources of entertainment.

That new convention was a total failure, somebody really peed in the ball pit on that one.

by Horse News July 14, 2014

Cock And Ball Torture inator

The Cock And Ball Torture Inator was an invention created by Heinz Doofenshmirtz and was used on his arch nemesis Perry The Platypus

Ah yes Perry The Platypus it’s time to unveil my cock And Ball Torture inator!

by lilsavage81401 September 2, 2019

Spring Ford 8 ball

A way of playing the I message game 8 ball where after the game the loser has to give the winner head in the school bathroom. It's becoming very common among the closeted gay highschool community.

Hey bro, are you down for a game of Spring Ford 8 ball?

by KEGsuperior March 4, 2022

ballhop

When you're talking and your voice breaks.
Ballhop comes from when one of your testicles hops, making your voice suddenly high-pitched.

Guy: "I like pancake mi(insert ballhop)x."

by Wet69 December 2, 2010