When one loses the capacity to speak proper english while on camera or in the presence of any other living thing!
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a great singer looks good when he pukes
i am a true fan if this man
i wanna do more than hump his leg i wanna fuck him and bert if you ever read this (i hope) i really do mean this the offers good forever rock on
a great singer looks good when he pukes
i am a true fan if this man
i wanna do more than hump his leg i wanna fuck him and bert if you ever read this (i hope) i really do mean this the offers good forever rock on
by alex December 31, 2003
Get the bert mccracken mug.(n.) A small rural town in Northern Virginia where the average citizen has more cows than teeth in his head, and officials refuse to build a new high school for the local peasants. Known for being close to Loudon County and Winchester. Local teens known for rabid consumption of drugs, alcohol, and various household cleaning procucts, as well as love of tractors, chewing tobacco, and sheep pootang. The same families have ruled the Ville for hundreds of years, deciding on important town issues such as barley rationing, bingo nights, and square dance-offs.
See also: backward little town, middle of nowhere
See also: backward little town, middle of nowhere
by crunken_toe_master September 29, 2005
Get the berryville mug.A tongue peircing on your sexy girlfriend you never notice untill the first time you get a BJ. It just adds to the experience but also functions as a very good insult.
Girl friend: "are you coming in im ready"
Guy: "Yup just about"
Narrarator: she goes in for the blowing of your life time
Guy: OW!! WTF what poked me.... i mean thats a good BJ but what hurt me!!
Girl Friend: i said i got a tongue peircing today but you never listen to me!!...
Guy: That Penis Berry hurt...
Girl Friend: what my tongue piercing?
Girl Friend: should i take it off?
Guy: Noo.... i Like it
Guy: "Yup just about"
Narrarator: she goes in for the blowing of your life time
Guy: OW!! WTF what poked me.... i mean thats a good BJ but what hurt me!!
Girl Friend: i said i got a tongue peircing today but you never listen to me!!...
Guy: That Penis Berry hurt...
Girl Friend: what my tongue piercing?
Girl Friend: should i take it off?
Guy: Noo.... i Like it
by NirvBonner October 30, 2010
Get the Penis Berry mug.Any chick that cannot afford money for her own weed; instead of paying, she just has sex with the guy who has the weed she needs.
That girl never has any weed or money, she gets her green for free by sleeping with whoever has some dro.
Damn, she is a Regular Blunt Berry!
Damn, she is a Regular Blunt Berry!
by MJ239 September 25, 2011
Get the Blunt Berry mug.Lead Singer of The Used with a grungy kind of look that is really hot. Bert has an amazing scream..unlike any I have ever heard .Even when he cleans up, he still looks dirty...and thats hot.He also has the word crack in his name.
by Billy L. July 26, 2005
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