badly packed donner

A very unattractive vagina resembling the great 'I'm pissed, let's get a donner kebab (being drunk is the only way you can physically eat a donner kebab anyway)'

When she pulled down her panties I could see she had a vagina like a badly packed donner!

by Funky the Monkey April 22, 2006

badlad

A guy that is bad.

badlad/LT is a badlad.

by nok February 5, 2004

BAFFLED

An acronym for when you're having "one of those days". BAFFLED stands for

Bored
As
Fuck and
Failing

Largely at
Everything I
Do

I wish I could think of something fun to do, today. But I'm absolutely BAFFLED

by cranioDan11 August 15, 2017

Baddle

noun - name given to the big spoon's arm that gets rendered useless trapped in between the little spoon's back and the big spoon's stomach

Billy's baddle fell asleep mid spoon, it took him ages to get the life back into it, and yet he still soldiered on as a big spoon for the rest of his life.

by Incompetent Incontinence Man March 20, 2018

Badloved

The most awesome organization in gaming history of all time,maybe even managing to control the real world

Fuck! Badloved is coming in our way!

by Vendetta Valentine October 23, 2011

badil

Pronounced "bad-ill"
Badil is term for people who hate Ed Sheeran an are a member of the LGBTQIA+ community. Badils will listen to Ed Sheeran and cry.

I listened to Ed Sheeran and cried. I'm gay too, I must be a Badil!

by youdonotknowwhoiamhaha July 1, 2021

booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014