Ambien Sex

When one can't come up with a good excuse for cheating on their spouse or significiant other.

"You rotten, no good, lying, cheating son of a blankity blank."

"Honey, I didn't mean it, I can't remember anything, It was nothing, I took a sleeping pill. It was only Ambien Sex."

by pinnacle899 March 26, 2010

Ambien Assturbated

After taking four or more Ambiens and forcing yourself to stay awake, you become convinced that adding a thumb or finger in your ass will improve the masterbation in which you are already involved. This applies both to the male and female. Further, the digit in your ass need not be your own.

Hey Dad. Yes son. Last night I got so fucked up on Ambien I stuck a finger in my ass while masterbating. Is that normal? Son, you Ambien Assturbated. It's all good.

Dude, last night Jen and I got fucked up on Ambien, stayed awake, and while were making out she stuck a finger in my ass...and I didn't stop her. Dude, you were Ambien Assturbated.

by tst2000 October 6, 2010

ambiendextrous

able to function well with difficult mental or physical tasks while very sleepy.

Ambien (sleeping medication)+dexterous(skillful)

Wow, you are ambiendextrous to be able to parallel park that school bus on three hours of sleep without hitting anything!

by whimsical_icicle October 27, 2010

Abbiey

See Abigail, Abby and Abbie. Basically, the most gorgeous girl you will ever see. All the girls envy her and all the guys envy the guy that is with her. The guy that is with her doesn't know how he got there and is the luckiest guy. There are no words for an Abbiey. She will make you speechless.

Devin: I want that girl, she's an Abbiey
Sam: Hey! She's mine!

by iheartfishes April 11, 2010

Abbie

abbie is bisexual and inlove with both genders she is sweet when you get to meet her and she is never cold hearted everybody loves people like abbie

abbie is beloved and a nice person and somebody who is trustworthy

by im a bisexual person June 12, 2018

aziel

some tall asian dude who always gets a participation award, sucks at life, also very sad

depressed hoe: ldfjasdhlfkjdsfhjas i am so sad and tries at everything
person: wow ur such an aziel

by anoumess September 28, 2021

ambien racing

The act of taking a dose of ambien before getting into your car and driving home for the night. If you arrive home before you fall asleep, you win.

OR

Taking an ambien and then masturbating ferociously to see if you can get your rocks off before the ambien kicks in and you fall asleep with cock in hand.

Frat-Brah 1: Dude, I'm so pissed at my roommate.
Frat-Brah 2: How come brah?
Frat Brah 1: Brah, I came home this morning and my roommate was passed out on our couch with his dick in his hand.
Frat Brah 2: Oh man, sounds like someone was ambien racing.

by Lumberjack Hands August 11, 2012