Alphabet

What you call someone with a really long and complicated name. (first or last)

We call my friend Ramathorn Ramachandran alphabet.

by Clit.Master January 1, 2010

emo alphabet

1. A moderately amusing joke on emos, although reinforcing pointless stereotypes.
2. An unskillfully concealed desperate attempt to get laid.

See other definitions for both examples of "emo alphabet".

by rsh August 27, 2006

Alphabreastical

System of organization based upon the size and quality of ones breasts; often used to convey femine dominance but can also be used non-gender specific.

Those women are standing in alphabreastical order.

by lenabena44 March 8, 2009

alphabet gargling

Deepthroating while reciting the alphabet

Yo that bitch is so good at alphabet gargling

by erock915 October 14, 2008

Do the alphabet

Giving oral to a girl whilst making the letters of the alphabet with your tounge. A way for girls to ask for oral.

Her : "Hey babe"
Him: "Yes?"
Her: "Can you do the alphabet?"
Him: "Let's 69 it?"

by 1234angellily4321 June 9, 2013

alphabet soup

A various concoction of illegal drugs, taken concurrently, the effects of which cannot be anticipated. A for acid, B for barbiturate, C for coke, D for dope, E for ecstasy, F for fungus, G for GHB, H for heroin etc. etc.

The most hardcore experiences often come when you do not prepare the soup yourself.

Man, he was just freakin' out - like he'd had an alphabet soup or somethin.

by darxyde April 29, 2004

alphabet soup

While performing cunnilingus, the male simulates all 26 letters of the alphabet on the labia/clitoral area of the female. It is customary to repeat certain letters such as "M", "O" and "Z".

I fed my girlfriend Donna a bowl of alphabet soup last night. She came 4 times!!

by Jopey January 20, 2006