Albertsstuff 

A awesome youtuber who creates content on a game called Roblox and is also still chill

Wow, I heard Albertsstuff created a meme!

Albertsstuff by Mr DefonitionGuy April 27, 2019

Alberta 

The Texas of Canada. Full of hard nosed blue collar conservatives that are rich in oil. The only province, territory, or state in North America that is so economically powerful it could be its own nation (and should be, just to be dicks to Quebec).

The number one past time of Albertans is working, when they aren't working they are usually getting drunk. This is due to there being absolutely nothing else to do in Alberta. Other provinces hate Alberta for its wealth and general arrogant attitude, but often sympathize with them afterwards when they realized what a mundane place it is to live in.

Albertan: (shouting) I'm Albertan bitch!

Guy #1: That guy is a dick! And I think he's drunk.

Guy #2: You would be drunk too if you had to live there.

Alberta by Tokey41 April 27, 2011

Albert 

a big sexy daddy who i want to marry hes so good at fortnite and is good at everything. I watch him while he takes dumps.

Guy #1- Did you see Albert's huge bloody diarrhea last night?
Guy #2- No dude all I saw was Albert's big juicy abs and his beautiful booty cheeks

Albert by that_cool_stalker_yeeter November 5, 2018

Fat Albert

Fat albert is another way of saying " qurter gram of cocaine " back in the days.

" Yo, get me some fat albert"

Fat Albert by -Street Baller- June 3, 2006

albertus 

A peopels person who's good harted, very loud, hes always right no matter what and is the life of a braai.

Guy1:"Who throws the best braais in town?"

Guy2:"Albertus dude why do you even ask"

albertus by N-BomB011 July 8, 2016

albert aretz 

the finest mf out there in the world, hes so good at gaming like wow, those sponser videos he does and he adds lore to those videos are amazing i cry for him, i scream for him, i would want him to fuck me so hard until i throb. his big sexy ass juicy abs r so hot.

person 1: did u see albert aretz big bloody radioactive diarrhea last night?

person 2: all i saw was his juicy good looking abs, god i would get on his lushes lips and have him fuck the hell out of me until i go sore or throb

albert aretz by IS4444444A July 7, 2022

Albertophobia 

A deep seated fear of anyone named Alberto.

He was a guy named Albert who moved to Mexico and became Alberto and somehow it triggered a life-long Albertophobia.

Albertophobia by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019