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Dutch auction

n. (1) An auction having several of the same item up for bid at once, with a minimum bid. Bidding starts with people offering a fixed price at or above the minimum for a certain number of, or all of, the items available. Highest offered price wins, regardless of how many items were bid on by that bidder, and winners then descend by final offered price.

A feature unique to this style of auction is that, if a lower-bidding participant bid for x items, but due to higher-bidding winners could only buy fewer than x, he has the right to back out and purchase none at all.

(2) a form of auction similar to the above, once but no longer held on eBay, in which the same rules were generally followed, with rules for bid times and final winning prices calculated slightly differently.
They had ten signed NFL footballs up at the stadium that they were dutch auctioning off for charity- one guy got 5, one got 2, and I got 3 and paid the least!
by Lt. Commander Data March 7, 2011
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affictionado

A false fan; a person who claims to enjoy something s/he really doesn't.
John is an affictionado of football because his partner watches Monday night game with his buddies.
by vesuvian September 13, 2009
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affictionato

A person who pretends to like or be a fan/supporter of something. The pretending needs to be obvious to others in order for the term to apply.
A person commenting to a friend about someone's obvious false affection for a band: "I am SO into Coldplay". The person making the claim would be an affictionato.
by vesuvian September 13, 2009
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affictionate

A combination of the words 'affectionate' and 'fiction' that describes a deep love for books.
The young woman was very affictionate, it was her dream to read every book in the world.
by Emily Affictionate April 15, 2010
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affection acknowlegement

The act of acknowleging an outcast, loner, or some one whom has experienced a humelliating event with affection. It is often non-sexuel and present in movies aimed at teens. It includes pecks on the cheek, non sexuel touching and rubbing, hugs and assuring phrases like are you ok? you want some thing to eat? you'll be alright, your so pretty, etc, Maybe performed by a man or a women, it may be performed on a women or a man.
thomas is blushing i think he got some affection acknowlegement from his girl-friend after he got his ass kicked.

I think he's just giving her affection acknowlegement to get in her pants.

I can't believe sam is giving that freak affection acknowlegement.
by love is the answear April 23, 2010
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Affectionate Twat

An affectionate twat is sombody who you love or like but is still acting like a twat.
Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.

Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them

Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.
by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011
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affucktion

When a guy tells a girl who whines at him about showing her more affection,"i show my love by fucking you really hard in the ass ,I dont do that for every girl '
I just gave you affucktion.
by fucktion January 31, 2014
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