Alabama Twinkle Stache

When a female puts glitter on her vagina without her partner knowing before giving her oral, when he is done he will have a mustache of glitter on his face in his facial hair ect......

hahahahaha my bf went down on me after I put glitter on my vagina without him knowing and he had a twinkle stache!!!!!! "alabama twinkle stache"

by Morbid Madrox September 23, 2011

alabama shotgun

The Alabama Shotgun occurs when a man removes a wad of chaw (I.e. Red Man, Levi Garrett, Beachnut) from his mouth during sexual intercourse unbeknownst to the woman. He then shoves said chaw up his own anus and bends over expelling all the chaw in his partner's face with a biblical scale fart.

"Murder is illegal so I gave that cheatin'-ass ho the Alabama shotgun instead... She'll never forget me!"

by Duncanlunk2007 January 16, 2014

alabama backscratcher

When your girl is at the bottom of a very tall tree, spread eagle, waiting on you.
You climb to the top of the tree, naked. Jump off with your back facing the tree. As you're free-falling, you're jacking off and as your dick enters your girl you ejaculate and then plummet to your death.

Yo, did you hear about that guy jumping outta that tree?
Yeah man, didn't he give his girl the ol' alabama backscratcher?

by Dear Kat July 7, 2016

alabama night riders

In poker, three of a kind, kings. The name comes from the hand's abbreviation (KKK). "Alabama night riders" was slang, in the early half of the 20th century for the Ku Klux Klan.

He had two pair, but the Alabama night riders won the pot.

by Tallman February 5, 2005

Alabama hot pocket

When the guy shits in a girls vagina during intercourse

Girl 1 “she smells like shit!”
Girl 2 “Brian gave her an Alabama hot pocket”
Girl 1 “ohhhh”

by BmAc0977 November 19, 2018

Alabama Hot pocket

The act of taking a poop in a girls vagina and having sex after.

Tim: Do you want to get drinks tonight Matt.
Matt: No thanks my wife and I are doing an Alabama Hot pocket tonight.

by Alst4r52 June 11, 2018

alabama steamroller

when a chick puts marshmallows in her pussy and they melt, and then a dude fucks her. when they are finished, she licks the marshmallow off his penis.

chris likes his alabama steamrollers. in the butt.

by marshmallow boy May 5, 2004