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Alpacack

An alpacack, sometimes said alpacuck ( not to be confused with Alpha cuck is a person trying to appear alpha so much that he just ends up looking silly, as if trying too hard.

An alpacack will often reject any past-times, hobbies and careers that do not 'look alpha' or 'manly' religiously and will often shame any men who don't. For example, an alpacuck will shame a man for enjoying video games and tell him to start backpacking, skying or mountain climbing instead.

A person who tries too hard to look alpha. A phony alpha.
Alpha 1: Hey dude, let's invite Chad to the club and go picking up chicks.
Alpacack: Nah man, Chad plays video games, he's lame.
Alpha 1: Bro wtf, I play video games.

Alpha 1: Hey dude, let's invite Jerry to hang out with us.
Alpha 2: Nah man, he's just an alpacack. He'll just want to talk about how "alpha" he is all the time.
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Lets start off by saying that there is no one like Alpacchino. He is a Unique individual that has true, honest, and amazing qualities. He is not only disciplined but he is funny, caring, kind, and protective in a way that will make you feel safe just by being in his presence. You'll never feel scared around this man because he's got your back. A very Hard working person lets not forget smart although , it doesn't take much for him to learn something he's a quick learner. Alpacchino can be spontaneous enjoys the adrenaline rush and feeds off of good energy. He is also one of the most handsome men you will ever meet. you will definitely look twice and check out this sexy man. If you ever meet a Alpacchino in your life don't let him go be there for him and he'll always be there for you.
Who is that hunk, Oh its Alpacchino!
Alpacchino- A Lover and a fighter when absolutely necessary.
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Alpacheeno's are rare and unique
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