Adjuster fucked

When the fucking idiot insurance adjuster comes to your house and tries to fuck you out of everything.

Insurance adjuster just showed up. It is literally raining on his head inside my house. He says "I don't see what the problem is. " uh oh, I got a feeling I've just been adjuster fucked.

by Casper70 April 7, 2020

Swamp Adjustment

Verb: When on a hot and/or humid day or when under physical strain without a shower one must go to the bathroom and wipe the sweat out of their ass.

A coworker accidentally walked into my stall the other 100 degree day when I was performing a swamp adjustment. We haven't made eye contact since.

by Scarb August 12, 2011

two-adjectives

A way to label individuals to tell others one's evaluation or opinion of who they are.

Strong and fast, are an example of two-adjectives. Smart but smelly, ugly but funny, fat and ugly, fat and friendly, short but cute, tall and arrogant, intelligent but snotty, snobbish but elegant. The other similar method is two-nouns, as in skinny and tall. These two-adjectives or two-nouns help describe characters in plays, for example.

by but for May 15, 2018

420 adjacent

Meaning you don't use marijuana, but you don't mind if someone else does.

For use in a dating profile.
420 friendly = let's smoke weed togeter
420 adjacent = I don't smoke, but you can smoke around me.

by GREASER August 15, 2021

bro-adjacent

Having the qualities and mannerisms of a bro, while not reaching the social status needed for bro-dom.

See:

Kyle, lover of monster drinks and punching holes in walls.

Trevor, seemingly a textbook bro could not afford a bro-dozer; only owning a S-10, was therefore demoted to bro-adjacent.

by Bro-sectional December 8, 2022

The Day Adjuster

Sometimes its your second morning bowel movement. Its long and solid. Makes you feel great. It even slides out clean that washing hands becomes optional. Unfortunately, we don't get Day Adjusters very often.

"My whole week has sucked but I just had The Day Adjuster. Let's make up for lost time".

by JRLL October 4, 2014

ass adjusters

Pants so tight that they adjust the shape of a male specimens ass.

Damn he got some ass adjusters on!

by A. P November 13, 2005