turtle

building up alot of defences in a rts game

that n00b just turtled with 308942394 towers

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

turtles

evil little shits who are the reason for everything bad in life. little shits.

Me: AH ITS FUCKING RAINING.

Jamie W: ah.. it's the turtles again ¬¬'

by meowww-and stuff. October 19, 2011

turtling

To yank someone down by their backpack so they fall down and look like a turtle on its back.

Shnoids is so good at turtling. Mike and him turtled joey today and made him look silly

by prankster69:{-) November 24, 2009

Turtle

An extremely annoying ass person who has a small head, constantly disrupts the peace of life and thinks they are a part of the group but really is not liked by anyone.

Shit!!!!! the turtle is in the lounge so we have to sneak by so they don't know were going out tonight.

by nip/tuck May 03, 2007

turtle

a baggy stuffed with chronic

u got them turtles
meaning if u have any baggies of marijuana 5/10/or 20"s

by robert March 20, 2005

Turtle

A four legged beast that eats people and other creatures.

The turtle ate my children.

by The All Knowing Ninja April 21, 2011

Turtle

Commonly know as a douche bag. Synonyms: Ivy, Tortuga. If you read this entry, chances are you are either a: a turtle, or b: an ivy.

Ivy is such a turtle. She is douchie.

by i hate turtles December 14, 2010