after burner

a series of tiny toots that follow your initial fart usually ranging from 1(begginer) to 5 or more(expert).

tootman:WOW!!!!!that burrito allowed me to have ten after burners!
poopboy:wow i didnt think that was possible!
tootman:well it is so shut up before i do some on your face
tootman:hahahaha BITCH!!!

by josh,saxon,darian October 15, 2006

after-fart

It's the stinky farts that you do after taking a massive shit.

It's analogous to after birth. When she pops out the baby all this spooge comes sploshing out.

After taking a massive shit, you will be farting about ten minutes later and they are nasty as after-birth.

I just came from the crapper and dropped a raunchy after-fart on my friends at the gym.

by The Master Gasser November 20, 2009

After SEX

Two words. Not one. Like, two is better than one when it comes to these words. Not however in the bedroom. Why share? I mean, who gets the "after sex" first? Me or her? You only need one. It's all you can handle. Katy Perry could tell you either way. Smile.

After Sex. Now what? I mean, nothing in this world is better than this feeling. Well maybe just maybe one word is better than two. SEX.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

after prom

the cure for fun, the absence of enjoyment

My after prom fucked a big one.

by does it matter? my prom sucked July 30, 2008

After Burner

1.An action game with Jets from Sega.
2.Someone who torches your ass with a lighter.
3.If you eat chinese food with hot sauce your ass starts to burn.
4.When you eat at McDonalds/Burger King a Pig Crap Sandwich, and later have to shit...you will get After Burner feeling.

BIG :" OMG cartgass, you ate the HOT SPICY Burger"
Cartgass:" I already feel my ass burning WTF"
RIB:" LOL BK owned you haxx0rz"

by Bari May 7, 2005

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A clever saying from the book "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut that he uses as a term for the end of the Vietnam War.

This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.

Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."

by super_juicebox November 6, 2008

after John Wayne

Never name your son after John Wayne (or any other famous person); it's bad luck.

The Gayce's named their son after John Wayne.

by Boy George Michael Jackson Brown May 25, 2006