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Cum Skull

Cum Skull is a rather unpleasant symptom of copping a shot of man jam to the eye and not addressing the matter forthwith. The mankiness comes from letting that batter stew in the warm, moist confines of the optical cavities.

Causes conjunctivitis like symptoms... but heaps nastier.

Made worse if the shot is delivered via an anal queef whilst sweetly giving the willing participant, some brown butterfly kisses post shot.
** "Hey chap *audible gasps* WOW!! Your eyes look like shit!! Got some MAD conjuncto going on there, fella!!"

**** "Nah, mate, not conjuncto bro. Got a heckers case of cum skull, ey!"

"She bloody queefed into my face after I shot a load into the brown zone. I was giving her some brown butterfly kisses to say, "Cheers!"."

"Shot that jam straight back into my optical cavities!"

"I recking I might be going blind ey....."

** "Crikey......"
by NRE808 August 22, 2018
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Elongated skull

Elongated skull” is a term used to describe the shape of the back of one’s head. As the name implies, an elongated skull is a skull shape which is, well, elongated. People who possess this amusing phenotype have a large/prominent occipital protuberance, which gives the skull a stretched-out look when viewed from the side (xD).
“That guy has more of an elongated skull than an ancient Egyptian pharaoh!”
by gary69_ March 28, 2023
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skull rectus

He apparently suffers from skull rectus
by Nannie515 January 26, 2019
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Skull Gang

Skull Gang, a upcoming gang from the discord CEO on discord. Already caught around 100 bodies total.

(Do Not Interact with this gang, consequences will happen.)
“On Skull Gang
:skullreaction:
by A Random Nigga Tay December 28, 2022
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skull punt

Kicking or putting the boots to a stupid persons head!
I'm going to hook up Gary Gray with a skull punt!
by Vertical Kamae February 14, 2017
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Skull Pole

Neck, nape, scruff, collar.
In red rage Mr Holt bellowed at the fuel attendant, “We don’t say petrol, we say GAS you pommy cunt!” while strangling the poor man’s skull pole.
by Noa Lee September 24, 2021
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skull patty

When you shit your pants and put your dirty underwear on yo bitches head.
i got totally messed up at a party last weekend and gave my girl a skull patty when i got home. that's the last time we eat mexican before drinking.
by wickedfnracer July 7, 2010
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