Shit and Lamb

The Australian version of Instagram, where you only get bot pages, porn advertisements and animals being mauled to death.

Canadian Guy: "Looks like Instagram is recommending my new band's page to people, nice."
Australian Guy: "Really? All I get are bot promotions and animals being mauled to death."
Canadian Guy: "That's the thing, I'm on Instagram, you're on Shit and Lamb."

by The Moist Critic February 10, 2023

Shit

•Something that comes out of you
• A cuss word

Dookie, doodoo, shit.

by Me the urbin dick October 6, 2016

shit

shit is a substance that is made for vomit inducing.
when trying it out, make sure to not consume too much so you dont get explosive diarrhea.

man, i think i was poisoned, i think i need shit

by Shit Induc October 31, 2017

sacred shit

Taking a shot but missing the bowl then shitting onto the toilet bowl making the sacred shit and it's follower

John:last night I summoned the sacred shit

by rickrolledhaha October 26, 2019

Giving half a shit

Not caring about a subject at all and being straight forward about it

A guy is giving half a shit that his brother is going to tell on him

by I give half a shit July 1, 2020

The Shits

When you are shitting really really badly, to the point of it being something like constipation or diarrhea.

1: "Dude, I ate so much fiber. I am having the shits so badly!"

2: "It's because you downed that whole bag of almonds!"

by SomeonetookMax January 25, 2025

Type Shit

What a white boy who wants to be Mexican will say to look cool, regardless of context or if there's actually anything going on.

"Type shit, Type shit, Type shit"
*NOTHING GOING ON"

by Mungbungus December 10, 2023