second great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent's male second cousin.

My second great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

double-half-uncle

1- Half-brother of mother and of father at the same time.
2- Son of maternal grandmother (mother's mother) and of paternal grandfather (father's father) at the same time.
3- Son of paternal grandmother (father's mother) and of maternal grandfather (mother's father) at the same time.

My double-half-uncle is a good person.

by Peter12369 October 21, 2021

Ur uncle bisexual

Roast: worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined

Little Boy: Ur mom gay
Big Boy: Ur dad lesbian
Little Boy: *chokes coughs almost faints* wel uhhh ur uncle bisexual
Big Boy: *ded*

by Bosaboy51 May 10, 2018

Uncle Dan

An Australian bottle shop Chain.

Garry: "Oi Johno wanna get on the piss mate?"
John: "Sounds good Gaz let me run to uncle dan real quick."

by TooManyChromosomes November 14, 2023

bill uncle cord

that crap that is attached to a babies belly button on birth

Doctor: would u like to cut the aux bill uncle cord?
me: cut that shit already

by d0nj June 15, 2022

Uncle

A middle age black man you will find lurking in clubs, usually wearing a suit or some sort of fresh outfit. They will want to take you for a spin not only in the bedroom but on the dance floor.

Tyler: there are so many uncles in here.
Chloe: yeah I know man watch out.

Next day...
Tyler: remeber that uncle that tried dancing with you last night haha!
Chloe: don’t remind me -_-

by Robsy January 23, 2018

Uncle Ben (Byn)

This is when you Boof a Zyn pouch.

Hey Bro.. I got a few extra Zyn's on me.... wanna go full Uncle Ben (Byn) on the way to eat at Panda Express?

by pandadaddy December 14, 2023