matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.
Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.
by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017
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Matt(hew)

Matthew's are talented, kind, generous, motivated, loyal, organized, and intelligent. They are good-hearted people, who will always make you smile. They are selfless and pure. Matthew's are generally very athletic, and they have nice hands. Something about Matthew will make you want to touch his face, particularly in the chin area. Matthew's always smell good, too. And they give the best hugs. Matthew's (especially Italian ones) are the cutest people ever. When you find one, don't let em go :)
"Matt(hew) is Julia's boyfriend."
"Did you see the amount of hand sanitizer he has? He's a Matt(hew) for sure."
"That musician is so talented. A total Matt(hew)."
by diagrammer101 May 05, 2021
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Matt op de map

Used when you simply outplay your opponent. Doesnt limit itself to only video games, it can be used in other forms of accomplishment.

''Refers to the character matt in the popular video game: wii sport''
Dude did you see what i just did bro, Matt op de map man!
by TheJokerNyc October 30, 2020
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Matt Walsh

I've heard Matt Walsh believes that aliens built the pyramids
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You're Matt Damon

Johnny: "Remember when I predicted this would happen? Looks like I was right.
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"
by P_Low September 13, 2023
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matt peacock

A small wanker that sucks shit out of ebony midgets
Matt peacock sacked his shit last night out of black ebony
by Josh poole November 27, 2014
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Matt South

Matt South is the typical white boy, who uses slang such as, lit, fam, and sol. He also loves to share random sexual stories with his friends on Xbox live party's. Usually, this particular person is very retarded and thinks of the most random, autistic things you can ever imagine. Oh wait you can't imagine it because no living soul would ever think of the stuff Matt South thinks of.
Oh hey, Mark that kid over there is such a Matt South
by Suave_Javi June 12, 2018
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