why is the urban dictionary mug so expensive 

Because nobody was gonna buy them anyway might as well make a lot off the people that do

Person 1“Why is the urban dictionary mug so expensive”
Person 2“Idk did you wanna buy one?”
Person1“No..”

why is the urban dictionary mug so expensive by Yourjustsoobsessed May 17, 2023

I felt cold, so I left. 

A diplomatic way of saying "f*** you" when someone is ignoring you, being rude to you, giving you the cold shoulder, boring you with superficial talk, not showing they care, being cold and insensitive, etc.
The statement doesn't have anything to do with the weather but everything to do with how warm and caring someone is towards you, how interested is a person in your conversation.

He/She ignored me the whole time. I felt cold, so I left.

He/She doesn't care. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me the cold shoulder. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me a sly look. I felt cold, so I left.

I felt cold, so I left. by O'Hara Eyes October 25, 2018

This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word 

The word means the word

The word began in 1988 when people wanted a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 1992, the word was accepted as "This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word". By 1993, the word was one of the most widely used words referring to a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 2001, the word was used 2 times by world leaders and in 2009 the word was lost.

But...

In 2023 the word resurfaced and is now a genuine word.

Eg. This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word

This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word by Dymphywthym May 8, 2023

I know you are what you said you are, so what am I? 

The correct way to taunt on playgrounds. Often missaid as "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?". Mostly by australians. Often shortened to "I know you are but what am I?"

Timmy: "you're a poop head"
Aaron: "I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?"
Timmy: *cries*

I know you are what you said you are, so what am I? by TDYank June 9, 2020

i'm so tired 

A phrase that Jeff says to express his lack of rest

Aaron: What's new?
Jeff: I'm so tiiiiiiiirred!

i'm so tired by ohyeahbabywoo March 5, 2005

Its so fluffy 

An explanation of happiness, approval or excitement

Synonyms: awesome, sweet, etc

Siara: Janelle, I bought you something really cool!
Janelle: Its so fluffy!

Its so fluffy by JanelleFeeley February 28, 2011

Why so statutory?

This is a phrase that refers to a slip up in words that implies that the hot teenage girl saying she doesn't like the creepy middle-aged math teacher is lying her ass off. See below for clarification. :)

Gina: So, do you like Mr. Jacobs or what? He's been staring at your tits all day!
Abby: No! Of course not! That'd be statutory rape!
Gina:-smirks- Why so statutory?

Abby: Wha..? Oh!-blushes and hides face-
Mr. Jacobs: Yes! I knew she wanted me! -dances in glee-

Why so statutory? by RobotGrizzlyLovvur<3 November 2, 2011