Joiga

when something bad happens

oh no you are pregnant, thats a joiga moment.

by def55 November 6, 2020

Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 7, 2020

Jordan

Jordan has the biggest dick in the and all the girls get him period

Fuck me jordan harderrrrrrrrrrrr

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Jordan

Stole my yeezys

Guy 1: Yo where are my yeezys
Guy 2: Jordan Stole em
Guy 1: FUCK

by aaronlong0712 November 10, 2020

Jaida

Jaida is the most beautiful girl ever and ever tho she’s hard on her self she is soo amazing and Is loud and can make anyone laugh she is loveable

Damm I really like Jaida

by Thursday morning I have a good November 12, 2020

Jordan P

Most jealous person ever, loves to simp over his friends gf, if he could he would cheat on his best friend with his gf. Is a really good friend, but a massive SIMPPPPPPPPPPPP

Omg stop being so jealous jordan P
Jordan P is such a simp
Jordan P is so jealous

by Your-mum-super- fat1234 November 17, 2020

Jordan

Jordan’s can be funny at times but can very annoying and do not know how to shut up and can take things too far. Jordan’s like to body shame people and acts like she has the body of Kim kardashian. Jordan’s think they are THAT BITCH when they actually are not. Jordan’s can be alright friends but need to learn when to not be needy

Person 1: is that Jordan?
Person 2: yeah

Person 1: I heard she likes to body shame people

by Isn’t ur mum dead? November 20, 2020