pirate hooker

Usualy someone with shoulder length brown hair who goes upstairs at parties for 2 hours and then comes down after her friends yell at her and everyone turns and gives her the slow clap. the incident usually occurs on st. patricks day
they also have these symptoms
-smelly
-jewish
-harry potter like scar on forehead
-rarely takes showers
-randomly yell's ARRR at lovers/friends

Me:Hey
Pirate hooker:ARRRR
ME:you must be a pirate hooker

by crawl the warrior king May 2, 2007

hockey

1. The most unpopular North American professional league sport. So unpopular that while Canada invented the sport and is proud of it, most of their teams have left to play in American cities. 2.A sport that nobody gives a damn about even though the 2005 NHL season has been cancelled. 3. The only major north american sport to have its season completely cancelled.

Man, hockey is so boring that the big networks will not show the Stanley Cups final on prime time network television; it gets relegated to tape delayed cable channels like espn.

by NBA Baller February 19, 2005

hockey player

A person with very poor skating skills who decides to try to whack a puck into a net on the ice while acting like a big shot. This person doesn't appreciate the fine art of figure skating, yet they spend any time off the ice at the arena looking at the butts of figure skaters.

Look at those pansies ridin' the ice like they're some sort of big shots. Bet they can't even stop on ice like us All Mighty Hockey Players. *CRASH*

by KCC Randomosity December 29, 2008

hockey

Soccer played on ice. But instead of a ball being used used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!

Hockey is not a sport. A real sport is something played with a ball. Hockey is 3 things going on at once. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of somebody!

by tatomuck1 August 13, 2009

hooker coupon

A coupon, digital or otherwise, used to purchase the services of a prostitute at a discounted price.

Today's newspaper had a hooker coupon for half-off a blow-job.

by Willingham McDurbanshingle October 16, 2005

Hockey Mom

When an aging MILF rests her sagging chest on someone's head.

"Dude, you were so drunk last night at the bar that some lady totally hockey momed you."

by Sarah Palin October 21, 2008

air hockey

when the person to which you are tossing a salad farts and shoots a piece of shit into your mouth and SCOOORRREEESSS!!!

"I didn't mean to play air hockey Bill, but you've got me so relaxed I could not control myself."

by familyguy April 26, 2005