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the cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. We'll do anything and come back to tell his teammates about it. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl/guy is bein a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, goin' top shelf, countless hours of practice, bag skates,thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, packin' lips, the word "fuck", pick up, fights, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game, Hockey Why? Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is fine, because your invincible once you step on the ice, because a shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why? Why would someone push themselves so hard? It's not for the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame. We do it because we love it
by Dom from Brooklyn October 21, 2007
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lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin
"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"
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EXTREMELY good looking, most go to a preppy high school, wear lulu lemon, have sexy hair, and pull bitches. Attract a certain type of girl, but all the ladies love em and the guys wanna be em. Hockey players are hands down the sexiest people alive.
Cam: Yeah I know, but she gets with all the hockey players.
Ella: How could she not, if I could I would too!
by Ellie Ringston March 05, 2018
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Typically Canadian. Main goal in life is to not only score many points in a game, but to also score with as many chicks as possible.
Mike is a typical Hockey PLAYER
by suzy canadia October 26, 2005
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literally every guy who plays is cute but i wish one of them was mine like right now
Anthony is a hockey player who is extremely attractive and is a runner which is even better.
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Real men. Everyone else likes to play with balls.
Did you see Jordan staal score that goal, what a hockey player.

No I was to busy watching Nate McLouth play with balls.
by Kayewtie June 04, 2009
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Hockey players are the coolest fucking people alive. They take incredible amounts of pain just to win the game. They will fight through anything and they never get scared. A 6 feet tall hockey player is tough enough to fight a 7 feet tall hockey player. Hockey players never back down.They are also very good in bed because they have a strong core, which helps while having sex.
by Ebor13 May 06, 2010
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