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futulier

futulier
futulier
noun
A person who designs, shapes, or seeds the future by creating new concepts, language, tools, or cultural patterns; someone who works on what will be usable later rather than what is useful now.
Example:
“She’s not a planner or a predictor — she’s a futulier. She builds the ideas people will need in ten years.”
Alternate definition (more poetic):
Someone who tends the future the way a gardener tends soil — preparing conditions for things that do not yet exist.
Example:
“He doesn’t make products. He’s a futulier.”
She’s not a planner or a predictor — she’s a futulier. She builds the ideas people will need in ten years.”
by Heymuse January 2, 2026
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Monkey Futz

to be a fucking monkey, "a noi-nch"; a theif, robber or just an average-everyday good for not a damn thing police officer!
You're an ugly Minkey Futz! Motha' Fuck.
by Control Room November 23, 2003
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mid-future

The point after carrying out a bad idea, at which you immediately realize it was a bad idea.
Johns car overheated, so he pulled to the side of the road to check it out. Without thinking about it, he grabbed a paper towel and used it to protect his hand from the heat as he removed the radiator cap. I'm sure John thought this was a perfect mid-future situation as the boiling antifreeze from the radiator sprayed all over his arms and face.
by Marcus P. September 25, 2007
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Good Future Times

The same as good times, but for things that haven't happened yet.
I'd be like "Fuck you!" and you'd be like "I'm going to murder you asshole!" Good Future Times!
by McNooget October 4, 2010
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Nucking Futjob

A way to degrade an individual without actually cursing/swearing or being censored by comment moderators.
That girl that thanked God for the atheist-killing tsunami was SUCH a nucking futjob!
by BenMx March 30, 2011
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ghetto futuristic

Ghetto, only not in a toolish way.
Originated from the song "Start it Up" by A Tribe Called Quest.. ("Ebonically lingustic wit' the ghetto futuristic")
That kid listens to underground rap, he's probably ghetto futuristic.
by distancehasaway June 22, 2011
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Monoma Futty

Usually an extremely fat person who loves to eat cake and sit on the sofa all day.
Doesn't really have a life and usually smells like dead badgers and road kill
Charlie: Well I'd say she's a monoma Futty

Sarah: Yeah. I'd agree
by DaRiAnSuNnShInE October 3, 2012
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