Definitions by McNooget

Disturbing My Foot Hair

Causing an uncontrollable urge to dance.

This song is really disturbing my foot hair!

Disturbing My Foot Hair by McNooget November 9, 2010

Good Future Times 

The same as good times, but for things that haven't happened yet.

I'd be like "Fuck you!" and you'd be like "I'm going to murder you asshole!" Good Future Times!

Good Future Times by McNooget October 4, 2010

creep certification 

Permission to creep somebody's facebook profile.

Just look at my profile pic. I'm not a creep. I give you creep certification!

creep certification by McNooget September 26, 2010

Dumpster Diving

When a guy performs oral sex on a girl while she is taking a shit.

"What do you call a blumpkin for a girl?"

"Oh that's dumpster diving."

Dumpster Diving by McNooget April 26, 2010

Gignore

To ignore somebody by listening to music too loudly, or by pretending to listen to music.

"Hey! ...Hello?"
"She's gignoring you, see the earphones?"
"I hate it when people gignore me!"

Gignore by McNooget April 19, 2010

that was the joke Ted

You say this when somebody blatantly states the meaning of a joke that everybody got.

It comes from the episode of Family Guy when Peter becomes friends with Lois's father.

Carter: "Ace high or low"
Peter: "It goes both ways."
*everybody laughs*
Ted Turner: "like a bisexual"
Peter: "That was the joke Ted."

that was the joke Ted by McNooget April 16, 2010

Convorgy 

When there are more than two people participating in a conversation on an online chat service.

"Hey, invite some friends, we'll start a convorgy!"

"Alright, I love convorgies!"

Convorgy by McNooget April 7, 2010