Eggs Benedict Arnold

Traditional eggs benedict with the substitution of real bacon in place of the Canadian ham. Arnold is the pig from Green Acres.

Since I have an aversion to Canadian ham, I'll have the Eggs Benedict Arnold.

by BaJinxy December 27, 2011

pressed ham and eggs

To push ones testicles to their backside, then press their bare ass and testicles against a plane of glass, squishing the testes against the glass, thus resembling a pressed ham and eggs.

Johnny served all of us a Pressed Ham and Eggs for breakfast from his RV Sunday.

by NASA_CRX May 20, 2008

Easter egg hunt

When a woman poops a little druing sex and flings it off the bed before you notice it. leaving a small egg shaped piece of poo for you to find later.

{dana} I pooped a little during sex last night.
{bobby} she sent me on an easter egg hunt, and i found it in the corner

by Little dirty October 22, 2009

eggs over easy

when someone recieves fellatio, spooges in the receivers mouth and then dunks the testies into the mouth. preferably the girl tongues them

When a guy is really stressed out he likes his eggs over easy.

by jamesey. July 13, 2007

egg roll dick

It's when a person was not circumsized yet and has a dick that looks like a fucking nasty ass egg roll.

Patrick Jezewski has a nasty egg roll dick.

by poop1234561 December 31, 2011

Eggs over Julie

The act of having anal sex where the lubricant is an egg.

Julie and Howard decided to have anal sex for the first time. But they were too emberassed to buy lubricant. So they did the eggs over Julie.

by ballover shagnasty December 13, 2010

Chief Ham + Eggs

1. The savior of the Native American Indians.

2. A very pimp comic boock charactor who likes to smoke his pipe.

see also Kosher Frank

"Man the Chief is so cool."

"Did you see the new Chief Ham + Eggs Halloween special"

by Sam (an avid fan of the Chief) December 2, 2004