cunt sludge 

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.

Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!

cunt sludge by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007

Cunt Bruiser 

term given to a sexually active male that displays the ability to bruise vagina's in the process of sexual intercourse.

Person A: "Dude, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was a real cunt bruiser."

Person B: "How can you tell?"

Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"

Cunt Bruiser by van Orden December 14, 2010

cunt duster 

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.

'Tarquin shagged the Queen? Shit, what a cunt duster.'

cunt duster by Swift January 7, 2005

Cunt Yeah 

Cunt Yeah!
To agree with someone.

Shim: That mum is so stat worthy!
Callan: awww Cunt Yeah!!!

Cunt Yeah by rhomel January 26, 2005

cunt macaroni 

Poorly made Macaroni and cheese,made by wife or mother.

I don't want this cunt macaroni.

cunt macaroni by Trebor Relty May 21, 2008

cunt slapper 

A joke that is even funnier then a knee slapper. Usually a sexual joke. It is so funny that in order to handle it you must slap your own cunt!

That joke was a real cunt slapper, I laughed my pussy off

cunt slapper by Jason Jizzy October 1, 2005

cunt biscuit 

a crusty cunt/vagina.

"That girl had such a cunt biscuit last night."

cunt biscuit by creeper98 November 1, 2008