Johnny: "Remember when I predicted this would happen? Looks like I was right.
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"
by P_Low September 13, 2023
A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.
Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.
by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017
Matt-oan is absolutely 🧢. He's LYIN to himself when he says he is not. He knows that Chanel is the GOAT. Matt also says people with a name like Chanel cap cause he doesn't want to admit he lost the UNO GAME FFS!!
Chanel: The amount of 🧢 rn!!
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)
by Whatugondo October 18, 2020