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stuffin the turkey

When a guy puts his balls into a girls asshole
would you want to try something like stuffin the turkey
stuffin the turkey by Clay Torious February 17, 2014

Two-part Turkey 

A weird sex thing, invented by Kim.
"Kim, stop giving Eric a two-part turkey. Your parents are still downstairs."
Two-part Turkey by CallmeWrex October 17, 2020

wild turkey 

A cheap-ass brand of whiskey.
-I got us a couple fifths.
-Aite, what you got?
-Wild Turkey
-Ah shit, that's cheap. It will get you drunk though.
wild turkey by PaulWall July 26, 2003

Jive Turkey 

Jive Turkey Co. is a multidimensional company dedicated to quality service in snowsport, apparel, video and graphic design.

Welcome to the new age. This is a new interweb and we intend to dominate it.

jiveturkeyco.com

~Snowsport
We are the snowsport. Anything snow, we are there. We come from the Midwest. A tough rugged and disgusting place to ski and ride. Our mts. (hills) literally consist of old garbage dumps, rock quarries, and large enough natural hills to justify a chairlift. The conditions are always less than perfect. The Midwest offers icy, cold as hell, slushy, warm, muddy, and tiny resorts. This is home. Not only do we actually ride this shit, we fucking love it!

~Video
Here at Jive Turkey, we provide a video service designed for YOUR personal needs! Such as: private events, commercials, auditions, video design, and much more!

~GFX (graphics)
YOU + US X GFX = Jive Turkey
Jive Turkey specializes in custom graphics. We will work with YOU through the entire creative process. Our GFX specialties include: logos, banners, album art, stickers, flyers, ads, your face and much more!

~Apparel
We design and sell our very own apparel. T-shirts, Hoodies, Hats, and anything we can think of... Maybe even underwear. Fuck yea! We even do custom shirts for sports teams, events, small businesses, or just you!
1. Jive Turkey makes some badass designs!
2. Jive Turkey does snowsport, apparel, video and graphic design.
Jive Turkey by Jive Turkey Co. December 6, 2009

Feed Turkey To Trouble 

Now Zeke, I know your cousin is cute and spendin' the night tonight and all, but don't go and feed turkey to trouble.
Feed Turkey To Trouble by Gorac November 3, 2010

Purple Turkey

When a woman strangles a man's penis and then he slaps her in the face with it
Tim: "Hey man what did you get up to on the weekend?"
Man: "I went over to Cindy's house and we did the Purple Turkey
Tim: "Oh nice!"
Purple Turkey by rosk August 5, 2014