Mac Waffle

A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.

Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!

by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021

Waffle

To talk alot without saying much

"Dude were you at the party last night?"

"Yeah, Spoke a bunch of waffle about his grandma".

by V1vid February 16, 2024

Roscoe's House of Chicken 'N Waffles

an American soul food restaurant chain that operates seven locations in the Los Angeles metropolitan area

On March 29, 2016, Roscoe's House of Chicken 'N Waffles filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy

by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023

Waffles

An absolute Mordhau chad. Uses a stylish War Axe to slay the masses. Consistently shits on any who dare appose his holy will. Can sense Beta Male energy, and destroys Libtards with straight facts. Fear the man who calls himself Waffles.

Holy fuck! Waffles is shitting on Seymour! Again!

by Waffles fanboy October 8, 2019

Waffle Stomper

Someone who takes a shit in the shower and stomps it down the drain

Caught my roommate shittin' in the shower. Can't believe I live with a waffle stomper.

by psudeom July 25, 2022

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.

Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!

by re77815 December 5, 2020

Waffles

Food of the gods

Up in heaven, you can eat infinite waffles. At the same time, if you wanted to.

by Flatblok71 September 27, 2020