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Old Lady Time Machine 

he process of tapping a old lady's shit raw to the point of climax (for best effect above 80). At which point causes both participants to see a flash of the old lady's whole life. This process is only a couple seconds. This action may kill the old lady.
"Hey can I Old Lady Time Machine your grandma, she need to remember some stuff."

one topic at a time 

The purest of people. The most amazing commentary YouTuber ever (sorry click). Makes his videos way more enjoyable than he thinks they are. Everyone should like OT and if you don’t I’ll find your address <3. All lighthearted stuff ^^
I’m going to go watch One topic at a time’s newest video about my species of people! Yes, I’m gay Brian.

Hitler is the best gta gamer of all time 

Hitler, where do I start he is the best gta player of all time because his kdr was 17,000,000.0. I don’t think any gamer can get that in there lifetime. Plus he got it 4 years. Since he killed himself he has never gained a death.
Person 1: Did you know that Hitler is the best gta gamer of all time?

Person 2: Of course I did.

peanut butter jelly time 

Peanut Butter Jelly Time originated with a flash animation that showed a Banana dancing wildy about the screen rapping the following lyrics: "Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time(repeats several times), Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat, Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat."
Use it in moments of extreme silliness, Like when class starts or something.

Dj Tiesto 

Sheer awesomeness packaged into one man.
Electronica royalty.
Jim: Dude, I've been listening to DJ Tiesto all day long!"
Tim: Careful Jim. I'm not sure you can handle so much sheer awesomeness. Your head might explode.
Dj Tiesto by msmidori July 16, 2008
on time by J roc July 18, 2004