Fatty Fatty Short Short

An insult and/or taunt directed at a person who is neither fat nor short.

Timmy: Fatty fatty short short! Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: No!
Timmy: Yeah, fatty fatty short short!
Billy: You're so mean Timmy Adams McGree!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: Shut up!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: I'm warning you!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: Nooooooo!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short sho... (stabbed)
BIlly: I warned you, I WARNED YOU!
Timmy: Fatty... fatty... short... short...

by abe McAbe May 1, 2006

lif is too short

Its a play on words, where the word "Life" is expected but it is too short in the sense that the physical spelling of the word "Life" is only 3 letters "Lif". Therefore, instead of responding to one's facebook status that says "Lif is too short" with "Agreed", respond instead with "Ahahahahahaha!!! Nice!!"

Human A: Lif is too short
Human B: Yeah, you only spelled it with three letters, of course its too short!!

by AlvinThomson July 3, 2011

short

when one goes to fart simontaniously shiting ones pants resulting in a short.

Darion: great party eh?

Tron: oh damn man i think i just shorted we have to go!

Darion: oh hell nah thats disgusting what da hell is tha matter for you!

by stealthhippi July 29, 2008

Short Stack

The sexual act of achieving an erection, then piercing said erection through multiple layers of pancakes until completely covered. Smothering pancakes in butter and warm syrup is optional, but highly recommended. The partner will then proceed to enjoy the delicious feast WITHOUT THE USE OF SHARP UTENSILS.

"Did Chris go home with that fat girl last night?"

"Yeah, I saw him taking the syrup to his room this morning. Must have been giving her the Short Stack."

by swaying panther February 3, 2013

short eyes

prison jargon for porno material

"I'll trade you my P&J for your short eyes."

by ella enchanted May 11, 2006

short end of the stick

A small cock

"Wait a minute Jack, I've been in prison for three years. If she's been getting the short end of the stick, maybe she'd like to go a couple of laps around the track with us!"

by brendan June 27, 2004

snorted up

snor-ted up
to enhale coke of othter powderd drug thew your nostroles

lets go get snorted up berofe class

by MAJIK b.k.a da po pimp August 25, 2003