1 definition by stealthhippi

when one goes to fart simontaniously shiting ones pants resulting in a short.

Darion: great party eh?

Tron: oh damn man i think i just shorted we have to go!

Darion: oh hell nah thats disgusting what da hell is tha matter for you!

by stealthhippi March 10, 2006

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