Snuffalump

Most amazing person in the world. Looks after other people and puts others first. Usually the kindest and most thoughtful of friends. Protective of people they love.

Hes my Snuffalump and always protects me.

by Vickialice August 23, 2019

snufflepump

When you have a cold but really want to masturbate, snufflepump is the act of disguising your fapping sounds with sniffing.

"I had the best wank last night."
"Weren't you bed-bound and sick?"
"Yeah, but I snufflepumped that shit and nobody was the wiser."

by yelloworanges October 31, 2019

Snufflecunt

Dirty little piggies that root out profit from shit. In early 2020, no shortage of them qeueing at your door to take your money while you stay at home to avoid a pandemic. Like a pig finding truffles.

Dirty Snufflecunts keep posting me life insurance offers.

by Poopwords May 8, 2020

snuffy cheese

The product of when a guy leaves his Diller(syphilis) untreated for thirty years, frequently oozes a greenish puss from underneath the toque skin.

That Cobalt Mans had the Diller for so long the Snuffy Cheese could pass for guacamole. Never to be laid again he’s forever shackled to his Wanksock

by Burgers Magoodigan May 16, 2020

Snuffen

Schnupftabak durch die Nase ziehen, oft in großen Mengen.

Hey Bruder, heute abend richtig snuffen ?

by Tuttgers June 29, 2020

Snuffleupagus

An upagus who catches the COVID.

The snuffleupagus ran out of tissues, but thankfully, his sniffles subsided.

by TruthBeTold_22 October 16, 2020

snuffer

when you have to sneeze but you can't so you snuffer

"I have to sneeze," "So sneeze" "I can't"
"so you snuffer"

by blackpinksbaby November 20, 2020