snootchies Share definition Flag A greeting extended by slackers and pot heads to one another. Abbreviated version of "snootchie bootchies". Snootchies nigger, now where is the $5 you owe me? snootchies by Mighty Whitey August 7, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the snootchies mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch