Piffe/ Peef

When a man farts out of his penis.

I want to Piffe/ Peef in your mouth.

by MATT COOPER February 1, 2006

The Collin - "Cum Pipe Congo"

Smoking the Cum Pipe, while being anally raped in the ass.

When Collin is back in Depew, he and his Uncles do the Congo.

by Collin March 28, 2003

crack pipe

1. The somewhat straight and terminal area of the human intestine, ending in the anus. 2. asshole

1. My crack pipe was itching so I applied some ointment. 2. This crack pipe talked all through the movie and ruined it for us.

by John Salvatore July 3, 2005

Pipe Dreams

The belief in God, heaven, jesus, salvation etc

that weirdo over there is chasing pipe dreams that he will go to heaven.

by Satan101 September 22, 2009

Pipe Organ

The act of, and the apparatus used in the act of inserting a silly straw into one's penis to be used as a vehicle for one's semen to make its way to a victim's face. The victim needs not give consent or even know that the act is taking place until it in fact has. The more complicated the silly straw, the better.

Joe gave Charlie a pipe organ with such a percussive blast that he temporarily lost all vision and the use of the left side of his body.

by J-Dizzy December 5, 2004

Pied Piper

cheuvensitic, piccolo-playing bus passenger

The Pied Piper will make you say "please" later!

by mnboarderchick November 30, 2004

Pipe dream

A dream that usually occurs during a short nap that leaves its victim with a large and often untimely errection.

That pipe dream came at the wrong time, now i have to hide my wood for an hour.

by Boarman August 14, 2009