Definitions by Boarman

Pipe dream 

A dream that usually occurs during a short nap that leaves its victim with a large and often untimely errection.

That pipe dream came at the wrong time, now i have to hide my wood for an hour.

Pipe dream by Boarman August 14, 2009

throwin leg 

The act of having sex. Not to be confused with making love. This act is usually done while intoxicated; making the legs difficult to control for both or numerous people.

Man I was so messed up last night, I was throwin leg with that squirrel and she gave me a black eye.

throwin leg by Boarman August 14, 2009

ass reaming pig fucker 

A male individual who committs the terrible act of throwin leg with a pig. The individual usually gets into it and leaves the innocent swine injured for life.

No drinking for you tonight. Last week you took down a fifth and turned into an ass reaming pig fucker.

ass reaming pig fucker by Boarman August 14, 2009