A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.
I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.
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"I heard that John and Mary tried 'sweaty coffee' last night, and now their bedsheets are stained with a mix of coffee grounds and God knows what else; they're going to need a new mattress soon!"
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Get the Brown coffee mug.A Sarasota Coffeebrew is a utilitarian US truckers’ breakfast known for its convenience, warmth, and protein content. It consists of freshly brewed black coffee poured over strips of beef jerky in a thermal mug or bowl. The hot liquid partially rehydrates the jerky, creating a meaty, caffeine-rich infusion. Over a few minutes, the jerky softens into a chewy, savoury gruel, combining the sharpness of curing spices with the bitterness of coffee. The dish can be drunk directly, spooned up like a stew, or sopped up with crusty bread. Common among long-haul drivers in Florida and the Southeast, the Sarasota Coffeebrew is valued for its ease of preparation, portability, and ability to provide both stimulation and sustenance in a single, compact meal.
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Get the Making coffee mug.A copy of the 1980's band. Affair's song, "No Turning Back" also known as "Ain't No Way" on SOCAN. It was first mentioned in the 1984 porno, Taboo III. This was a speech-to-text error said by Christopher Saint Booth. One of the people in the 1980's duo, Who's Who? (Christopher Saint Booth, Philip Adrian Booth) who were behind infamous lostwave, Ulterior Motives/EKT/Everyone Knows That, who were also involved in Affair.
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