Ass Cracker 

when your rectum is so swollen from a previous strike to the ass, that when you shit you become overwelmed with a gratuitous amount of stretch marks and hemroids around the anus, sfinctor and even but cheeks. In extreme cases of ass cracking excrement may begin to leak from your penis and or vagina dew to having a swollen shut butt hole.

Holy shit! i just got a massive ass cracker yesterday, and now i always have brown marks in the front of my pants!

Wow! That fag is laying on the floor like a bitch, must have got an asscracker from that guy with the big feet.

Ass Cracker by BAWLFMAN09 December 11, 2009

Cracker Foot 

A girl who has white feet.

Miranda has a cracker foot.

Cracker Foot by Shanay Miller February 5, 2009

Cracker Moment

The moment when, as a political conservative, you finally get enough of your favorite TV series or entertainers insulting you with their hatred and intolerance, and you finally decide to stop watching and supporting them. Derives from a moment when the racist Saturday Night Live Weekend Update co-anchor Michael Che called sitting President Donald Trump a “cracker” and a “bitch” on live network television, alienating many conservative viewers.

Dude, my wife FINALLY had her Cracker Moment and stopped watching Grey’s Anatomy when the BLM/ANTIFA riots came to the show! I’m so excited!

I loved SNL for years, but when that know-nothing bitch Michael Che called Trump a “cracker,” I was done.

Cracker Moment by Mr. Peas April 17, 2021

Christmas Cracker 

A prank pooled just before or during christmas.

Friend: The raid you did on Jeff's stream was a real christmas cracker
Me: I know, couldn't stop laughing!

Christmas Cracker by ★Computer Geek Hobbyist★ December 23, 2017

salty cracker

when you get a cracker and jerk off into it (usually in a group) the way to play is get in a group and jerk into a cracker, whoever jizzes last has to eat the cracker.

the jocks forced a nerd to play salty cracker they forced him to eat the cracker

salty cracker by definition man with definition October 13, 2019

White cracker 

White cracker is a racist slur upon white people.

Its pretty much like calling someone a nigga but in an insulting way

"This damn white cracker slept with my bitch"
"Damn bro"

White cracker by inutinsocks November 9, 2022

stroked to cracker (my son)

When you try do do something but fail and look like a full idiot

person A- "Im gonna beat your ass at WRC"

few minutes later, person A has been beaten at WRC badly.

person B- "stroked to cracker" ("my son"-optional)

stroked to cracker (my son) by ch April 12, 2004