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George Bush 

The number one person to hate if you want to be cool and fit in.
Guy 1: Jeesh I hate George Bush!
Guy 2: Yea me too!
Guy 3: And why do you guys hate him?
Guy 1: I dunno.
Guy 2: Beats me.
George Bush by John Brinkman September 19, 2008
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George Bush 

Someone who

1. Turned the largest US surplus into the largest deficit in American history, then gives tax cuts when he should be raising taxes to get more money for the country. (And of course, he only gives tax cuts to all of his rich buddies.)

2. Blamed bin Laden for 9/11 (which is okay), but when he couldn't find him, made Americans forget about him by diverting their attention to Saddam Hussein, who had absolutely nothing to do with 9/11. Has he found bin Laden? Has he found any WMDs? Didn't think so.

3. Feels the need to stick his nose in Iraq's business and "improve" their government while bombing and completely destroying Iraq-it's obvious it's just an excuse to go to war.

4. Lies about there being NO terrorist attacks since 9/11, when there have been quite a few that he covers up or makes America forget about. (Like that anthrax threat a few years ago for example.)

5. Passes the Patriot Act to keep America safe from terrorists while arresting people who aren't terrorists, never catching the people who are, and violating SIX AMENDMENTS of the Constitution.

6. Passes "Clean Air Act" which actually makes the air dirtier.

7. Makes every country in the world besides Britain and Poland hate us.

8. Quits the Kyoto Protocol because it would make his rich buddies actually spend some money to reduce global warming, and God forbid anyone has to spend money.

9. Throws ultimatums at the American people that only a complete idiot could fall for (and a lot have) like "You're with us or you're with the terrorists" and basically just gets America to be loyal to him out of fear.

10. Only gets into Yale because of his father and passes with a C- average.

11. Has said enough stupid things to fill 265 pages of "Bushisms" books.

12. Gets elected into office after losing by over 10,000 votes. Do you think it's a coincidence that his brother was the governor of the state that the whole election depended on in 2000??
George Bush is a COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLE who never should have been elected, is one of the worst people in the country to earn the job of president and definitely is the worst president we have ever had or will ever have.
George Bush by anonymous March 13, 2005

Chastity Bush 

Keeping your pubic region very hairy as as to deter yourself from spontaneous hook ups
Lisa: Mmm check that guy out, he's fiine!
Susie: Mmm he sure is, I would take him home but I got a chastity bush right now
Chastity Bush by misslolly2 March 16, 2010

George W. Bush 

A man(?) who has come a long way since his days as head of the cheerleading team(!) at Yale, his only success there. At least Bill Clinton was a walking dictionary of law. The country is doomed if Bush gets re-elected.
George W. Bush floated merrily through la-la-land, totally unaware of the declining economy, rising deficit, and political turmoil all happening because of him. As long as he was stoned, he was happy.

Improta Bush

An noun for weed, usually dank.
Dude, lets get baked before the play tonight, I got a fat sack of Improta Bush.
Improta Bush by domiho November 22, 2006

George W. Bush 

1)A person who can't swallow pretzels
2)A winner who didn't win
3)A dislexic YALE student (who got in becasue his dad was president)
4)Someone who's destroying America
5)Someone who would start another scandel like watergate, if he was smart enough to figure out how
6)Someone who destroys everything
See Godzilla, Retard, Infant, Asshole, Fuckhead, Biatch, Cheater, and Arnold Shwartzenegger
"He fainted from choking, I knew he was a George W. Bush"
George W. Bush by Joe Bojangles December 23, 2003