BaconBonus

When you have completed all your life skills, the God's grant you with the ultimate BaconBonus. Vegetarian wegetarian, You go straight to hell.

Randy has fulfilled the pleasures of our gods because his new haircut, he gets aBACON BONUS.

Sharon has decided to lower her cholesterol for heart attack prevention by cutting back on fatty meats. She will never be granted the BaconBonus.

by MyBaconskeeper. March 6, 2012

bacon

if you have just looked up bacon, shame on you.

bacon is the best man

by rosiegreenx July 18, 2012

Bacon Buttie

When a policeman (pigs) perform anal sex on a male or female.

I was on my way home last night and traded my speeding ticket in or a bacon buttie

by Lardarse October 23, 2012

Bacon Gauge

The number of slices of bacon in one pound of bacon

Bacon gauge of 12 has 12 slices in a pound of bacon. This is your normal thick cut bacon.

by EL0C June 1, 2013

Bacon

The most heavenly thing in the world.

John: What you eating?
Sarah: Heaven. A.K.A. Bacon

by ILikePancakes August 31, 2013

Bacon

1. (noun) Female rappers' slang for protruding labia.

"Shove your face in, stir my bacon."

by santoslhalper September 28, 2013

Bacon Dip

The overwhelming urge to hump the air or objects around you when you see, smell, or think about eating Bacon.

Adrienne started to do the bacon dip when she smelled Ashley's BLT sandwich.

by Bailey617 December 9, 2013