bacon

if you have just looked up bacon, shame on you.

bacon is the best man

by rosiegreenx July 18, 2012

Bacon Buttie

When a policeman (pigs) perform anal sex on a male or female.

I was on my way home last night and traded my speeding ticket in or a bacon buttie

by Lardarse October 23, 2012

Bacon Gauge

The number of slices of bacon in one pound of bacon

Bacon gauge of 12 has 12 slices in a pound of bacon. This is your normal thick cut bacon.

by EL0C June 1, 2013

Bacon

The most heavenly thing in the world.

John: What you eating?
Sarah: Heaven. A.K.A. Bacon

by ILikePancakes August 31, 2013

Bacon

1. (noun) Female rappers' slang for protruding labia.

"Shove your face in, stir my bacon."

by santoslhalper September 28, 2013

Bacon Dip

The overwhelming urge to hump the air or objects around you when you see, smell, or think about eating Bacon.

Adrienne started to do the bacon dip when she smelled Ashley's BLT sandwich.

by Bailey617 December 9, 2013

Bacon

THE #1 MEANING OF A PIGIES LIFE

JESUS CHRISST DAT BACON

by That cool huy December 16, 2013