fake bakery

A place that you believe to be a bakery, but upon arrival you find out that it is not.

Girlfriend: Did you pick up the baked good from that bakery we saw on the way home?

You: Nope turned out it was a fake bakery.

by Neipo July 22, 2010

bakeage

marijuana brownie or any kind of 'baked' cake with weed in it.

Once in awhile I'll partake in some bakeage.

by Bobby Gallo January 13, 2008

baked cooter

sun-burnt vagina

"She laid out on the beach way too long. She took off her suit and had a baked cooter."

by King.Key August 20, 2009

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.

I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.

by Dongo December 3, 2005

Baker

A stalker who uses his disgusting, dandruff filled cooking to get into their victim's home. Once the victim has eaten their cooking, which they have dosed with sleeping pills, they are free to "touch" in any way they pleasure.

Tell your girlfriend to watch out, i heard that guy is a Baker

by Logan Hira March 5, 2009

Baker's Dozen

Slang used for smoking 13 rounds of marijuana in a row.

After Billy and his friends smoked a baker's dozen, they were melting through the floor.

by ChubbyHubbyMcLardAss December 26, 2005

Half Baked

Half Baked: when ur so stoned you piss where u are..

being so stoned you do not register your a) brain b) phsyical surroundings and socially assertive behavior and you just well short of HALF SHIT IN A PUBLIC PLACE.

:|

oh man i was so half baked last night i pissed in the college tutrorial and i was in the front seat..

omg did you see mike??he was so stoned he had to be taken out of class for being so stoned..

by OMFGTHATWASUNBELIEVABLE;) October 21, 2010