Ubed

Ubed is an indirect Quranic name for boys that means “servant”, as in “servant of Allah”. Ubed is the name of many companions of the Prophet ﷺ, such as Ubed al-Ansari and Ubed Abu Abdurrahman. It is derived from the AIN-B-D root which is used in many places in the Quran.

Ubed is an indirect Quranic name for boys that means “servant”, as in “servant of Allah”. Ubed is the name of many companions of the Prophet ﷺ, such as Ubed al-Ansari and Ubed Abu Abdurrahman. It is derived from the AIN-B-D root which is used in many places in the Quran.

by Ayywywyauqiwoiauajwuwha September 23, 2021

uber stain

When someone leaks out of the trousers onto the seat of an Uber drivers car.

You fuck stick! You Uber stained me!

by Mainiyak September 28, 2021

Ubersworth

When you pay a lot of money for an Uber so you need to get the most out of it.

Jimmy said he was having at least 15 drinks so that he could get his ubersworth.

by Masterteggy October 16, 2021

ubersonic

Ubersonic is the name given to the highest mach regime in the nomenclature of velocities relating to the speed of sound. It is defined as a speed at or exceeding mach 25. It is also referred to as "Re-entry speeds" but this sounds fucking stupid and no one should call it this. As of 2021 I am unaware of any ubersonic aircrafts in existence, manned or unmanned. All that come close are either HGVs or missiles. In the future an additional category may be needed under the name high-ubersonic for speeds exceeding mach 100, but for now this is useless.

Subsonic - Under mach 0.8 (less than the speed of sound)
Transonic - Mach 0.8–1.2 (around the speed of sound)
Supersonic - Mach 1.2–5.0 (above the speed of sound)
Hypersonic - Mach 5-10 (well above the speed of sound)
High-Hypersonic - Mach 10-25 (holy fucking shit thats fast)
Ubersonic - Mach 25+ (about as fast as I cum)

"Invincible can throw a baseball at ubersonic speeds"

by Veggietalesisaboutahospital October 29, 2021

Uber neck

When you turn ur head to have a fixed gaze out of the Uber window to avoid making eye contact with your driver in the rearview mirror. Your neck will cramp, but you must avoid interaction.

Damn Chica! I got stuck in traffic on the way to the party and got mad Uber neck. I’m going to need to visit a chiropractor after that one.

by fascia lata November 6, 2021

Übermas

An evil holiday (established December 2009) when members of the Real Life Supervillain community take over the month of December, wreak havoc, and enact winter-based world domination plans, or just stay in, plotting how to crush their enemies.

Beware, Hero, For your Nemesis plans your Utter Demise this Übermas. You will Rue the day you thwarted my machinations!

by anonymous December 6, 2021

Ubered

When your delivery driver drops your food off on a random street and “support” does nothing about it… except tell you it’s actually the correct street.

please explain why you consider dumping my order in a random street an acceptable level of service? Inadequate response received from your ‘support’ email attempting to lie and excuse this.

“You’ve been Ubered!!”

by LuberPains December 9, 2021