To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time
by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023
Get the Matt Longmug. A fuck boy from california who constantly is flirting with the girls in his friend groups. Can't have a female friend without hitting on her. Is a Bitch for a guy. Entitled dickheadddd.
by ykwhodisisssbooh January 18, 2020
Get the mattmug. yo you looked this up chuvak? “dude” in Russian
Matt and Vivian have so many inside jokes and only love each other because they both lost all their common sense due to too much vaping and think they found the one. They both have their issues but to each other perfectly aligned and supportive. They are cordial folks one-on-one but fun to be around if you are their besties but not, them together is like third wheeling girl best friends, shady :)
Matt and Vivian have so many inside jokes and only love each other because they both lost all their common sense due to too much vaping and think they found the one. They both have their issues but to each other perfectly aligned and supportive. They are cordial folks one-on-one but fun to be around if you are their besties but not, them together is like third wheeling girl best friends, shady :)
guy 1: Matt and vivian could be Patrick Star and Sandy Cheeks doppelgängers.
guy 2: Yeah because matt’s snap score is higher than viv most days. her head is always in the clouds. I am surprised she got into community college. yo is that’s why they always wear their prescribed sunglasses everywhere they go?
guy 1: nah. they told me they like to clearly see each other, even when it’s sunny🤣
girl 1: 🥺They are both so extra as fetch sometimes. Though, they are really cool and nice people with an amazing friend group. They both helped me with my calculus's hw and always bought me a coffee before every club meeting bc i was saving for a car!
guy 3: Vivy is so lucky. Matt is so fine 🏳️ 🌈
girl 2: Matt gifted me a yellow hat from his college gift shop for my birthday because I was dating his bro.🥳
Coach: Vivian you need to trust matt. It’s just like dance honey but with ice skates. Do you want to be the first loser again at this figure skating tournament or take home the trophy this time? Again please.
guy 2: Yeah because matt’s snap score is higher than viv most days. her head is always in the clouds. I am surprised she got into community college. yo is that’s why they always wear their prescribed sunglasses everywhere they go?
guy 1: nah. they told me they like to clearly see each other, even when it’s sunny🤣
girl 1: 🥺They are both so extra as fetch sometimes. Though, they are really cool and nice people with an amazing friend group. They both helped me with my calculus's hw and always bought me a coffee before every club meeting bc i was saving for a car!
guy 3: Vivy is so lucky. Matt is so fine 🏳️ 🌈
girl 2: Matt gifted me a yellow hat from his college gift shop for my birthday because I was dating his bro.🥳
Coach: Vivian you need to trust matt. It’s just like dance honey but with ice skates. Do you want to be the first loser again at this figure skating tournament or take home the trophy this time? Again please.
by duck duck, goose July 25, 2022
Get the matt and vivianmug. A true ladies man in his own eyes- often looking lost with a dumb look on his face. He is an Ogre but a softy. Falls in love faster than a desperate lesbian and will take anything home to meet mom. Known for his skills in strength and crying instantaneously. He is however a good guy and a loyal friend.
by Rw46og October 31, 2020
Get the Matt Fishmug. by Eleaf man November 6, 2017
Get the Matt Bellmug. A Down to earth, humble and exciting friend. Hard worker, wonderful father. Go getter, handsome, intelligent, kind and caring. One of a kind and impossible to replicate. Matt stands out in a crowd because of his good looks, ability to get along with just about anybody and his confidence. Matt T is witty, easy to talk to, book and street smart. Matt T is also intimidating to other men especially when their girlfriends are around. He unknowingly makes guys insecure with his charming ways and inability to keep from impressing the ladies. Matt T is a dedicated family man but is always up for a good time. Matt T takes no sh*t and wiki be the first to confront an iffy situation or shady person. Matt T is amazing.
“Have you seen Matt T? I miss him, he’s the only person that I can be around all the time and never get tired of!”
“Is Matt T in town? I want to link up wit a real one!”
“Is Matt T in town? I want to link up wit a real one!”
by BrittanyKCarlisle December 20, 2021
Get the Matt Tmug. All Matt's are Dribs.
by Dan the anti Drib January 14, 2022
Get the Mattmug.