Meat tent 

A meat tent is the kind of ruined and baggy mess left of a bum hole when a predatory Glaswegian homosexual has finished having a go at it.

Example "oooooft I can hardly sit down. I got fisted in a sex swing last night and now have a bum like a meat tent"

Meat tent by CliveSinclair98 February 26, 2014

meat clamp 

When a vagina clamps the penis during intercourse.

I used my meat clamp on him last night. -Sara

meat clamp by Adjusg May 1, 2015

meat harmonica 

1) A long, smooth instrument made of meat.
2) A penis.

1) He played a vigorous tune on his meat harmonica.
2) "What am I going to do with two harmonicas?" / "Go skiing."

meat harmonica by Michael February 2, 2004

meat club

Another way to refering to a mans cock

Guy1. So did you fuck that girl last night?

Guy2. Hell yea I nearly beat that bitch to death with my meat club!

meat club by Tothmacher June 11, 2006

Meat-balling 

Having sex while one's genitals (balls and shaft) are filthy dirty.

My girlfriend can't stand meat-balling; she even makes me wash my junk before she'll touch me.

After a long day of work, I meat-balled my girl before taking my shower.

Meat-balling by TheBoyz April 12, 2008

Meat Monkey 

A largely built male or female. Usually found in packs hanging around weight lifting apperatus, but not usually seen actually using the stuff. Characterised by drinking milk-shakes from a beaker/ sippy cup, and talking in monosyllables.

Look into ANY gym, worldwide and you will find these Meat Monkeys in the Free-Weight section.

Meat Monkey by SmeGhead209 June 19, 2011

Meat Head 

Aaron Privett , fat headed mongaloid prick who hits people in the eye with chewed up sweets and has a girl friend who looks like an extra from star wars

" meat head and jabba are going out this evening! "

Meat Head by SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT February 22, 2008