Definitions by Tothmacher

Nike 

A sexual term to give some one a facial with out them expecting it. To walk up to a unexpecting person and ejaculate all over there face without warning or any prior sexual contact. Its called this because you "Just Do IT" you cant ask for permission you just do it.

My girlfriend was looking real hot just sittin on the couch watchin TV it made me so hard that I whipped it out and started beating it without her even noticing and then right when I was gonna blow I ran over and gave her a nike all over her face and she even liked it she cleaned me of with her tongue it was amazing!!

Nike by Tothmacher July 12, 2006

Painful stranger 

Male masterbatury technique where one use his off hand to slam down on the head of his penis with his palm at the point of orgasm

Last night I gave myself a painful stranger hurt like hellbutt thats the way I like it

Painful stranger by Tothmacher July 3, 2006

Firerrhea 

Burning diahrrea. Often the product of eating fast food from shitty mexacian restraunts. Even worse when you eat lots of extra hot sauce.

Man 1 - Fuck dude this mexican food his gonna make me blow fire out my ass.

Man 2 - Haha you got firerrhea

Firerrhea by Tothmacher June 30, 2006

meat spike

Another term for a mans cock

Guy 1. So did you fuck that girl last night?

Guy2. Ya man nearly stabbed her to death with my meat spike

meat spike by Tothmacher June 11, 2006

meat club

Another way to refering to a mans cock

Guy1. So did you fuck that girl last night?

Guy2. Hell yea I nearly beat that bitch to death with my meat club!

meat club by Tothmacher June 11, 2006

Godsmack 

To slap someone across the face while having a hand covered in semen. When a man climaxes using his own hand and then slaps his mate with the semen covered hand, Or actually ejaculate in to your cupped hand to get all of the fluid possible and then slap the other person with that hand.

Yea I pulled out jack myself off and then I godsmacked the bitch across the face, there was cum every where in her hair in her eyes it was hot

Godsmack by Tothmacher May 25, 2006

purple lipstick 

Term for a caucasion giving oral sex to a black person. male or female

Hell yea I have worn purple lipstick that black chick tasted sweet.

You have worn purple lip stick? I didnt know you dated a black guy.

purple lipstick by Tothmacher May 25, 2006