Tothmacher's definitions

Firerrhea

Burning diahrrea. Often the product of eating fast food from shitty mexacian restraunts. Even worse when you eat lots of extra hot sauce.

Man 1 - Fuck dude this mexican food his gonna make me blow fire out my ass.

Man 2 - Haha you got firerrhea

by Tothmacher June 30, 2006

punisher

Male masturbatory technique where you reaptedly punch yourself in the testicles with ure off hand

Dont ever try the punisher unlees you want to cum blood

by Tothmacher May 25, 2006

purple lipstick

Term for a caucasion giving oral sex to a black person. male or female

Hell yea I have worn purple lipstick that black chick tasted sweet.

You have worn purple lip stick? I didnt know you dated a black guy.

by Tothmacher May 25, 2006

dirt pussy

Another way of referring to a womans asshole.

shit man like I care if its snatch or dirt pussy I still gonna get mine.

by Tothmacher May 25, 2006

Nike

A sexual term to give some one a facial with out them expecting it. To walk up to a unexpecting person and ejaculate all over there face without warning or any prior sexual contact. Its called this because you "Just Do IT" you cant ask for permission you just do it.

My girlfriend was looking real hot just sittin on the couch watchin TV it made me so hard that I whipped it out and started beating it without her even noticing and then right when I was gonna blow I ran over and gave her a nike all over her face and she even liked it she cleaned me of with her tongue it was amazing!!

by Tothmacher July 12, 2006

Painful stranger

Male masterbatury technique where one use his off hand to slam down on the head of his penis with his palm at the point of orgasm

Last night I gave myself a painful stranger hurt like hellbutt thats the way I like it

by Tothmacher July 3, 2006

meat club

Another way to refering to a mans cock

Guy1. So did you fuck that girl last night?

Guy2. Hell yea I nearly beat that bitch to death with my meat club!

by Tothmacher June 11, 2006