Cunt Switch 

The moment when your girlfried goes from being in a wonderful mood into her typical douchebag self. It almost seems as if a switch is triggered inside their heads to make them turn into a miserable cunts.

Tony: "Hey babe. Everything was going great this morning over breakfast at the diner, we had bacon, coffee, and lovely conversation. I couldn't have been happier. How come the minute your friends left and we get into the car you immediately turned on your fucking cunt switch?"

Girl: "Fuck you"

Tony: "Enjoy the scenic walk home, bitch. Get out!"

Cunt Switch by The Lucas J March 25, 2010

cunt ass whore 

A self centered person who doesn’t care who they fuck be it physically or mentally. Over all a self absorbed person who cares about them and no one else.

Can be used to express hate or aggression towards a person in one fallow swoop:

Can you believe Shauna used Steve again for his money and of course he let her. She hasn’t called him since she went back to school. That Cunt Ass Whore.

cunt ass whore by John Beaudreau September 16, 2006

Cunt-a-leezza Rice 

vernacular term for the worthless, useless, and brainless academic promoted impossibly far beyond her abilities to National Security Advisor and then Secretary of State by Chimpy McDumbass during his Constitution-shredding, terrorist-enhancing, treasury-depleting, New Orleans-drowning, America-hating Reign of Terror (2001-2009 C.E.).

E.g. "I wish someone had released a mushroom cloud on that punkin-headed bozo Cunt-a-leezza Rice!"

Cunt-a-leezza Rice by LeftWingDoc August 12, 2008

cunt tree 

Another name for the Bradford Pear (an ornamental pear tree). Also known as a weed in tree form. Smells horrid - like a dirty vagina, semen, or fish depending on the day, wind, and weather conditions. Smells especially awful when it rains.
After blossoming is complete, is a pleasant and lovely tree to be around.

Person 1: "Eew, what smells like dirty vagina?"
Person 2: "Looks like the cunt trees are in bloom."

cunt tree by ihatecunttrees May 15, 2011

Cunt with Power

A Cunt with Power is someone who has been promoted in an organisation (often via unscrupulous means) and proceeds to abuse their authority. Everbody hates them and when they die a day of celebration will be held.

Mark is a Cunt with Power and he threatens to fire people if he can't win an arguement with them.

Hitler was a Cunt with Power.

One of the moderators on my favourite website is a Cunt with Power and he is ruining the online community.

Cunt with Power by 100%NotNick June 29, 2009

cunt-strewed

Promiscuous; slutty

When she partied she got all cunt-strewed, throwing her pussy all over the place, offering it to anyone and everyone that was interested, ending up in every bedroom with a different guy.

cunt-strewed by maxrelax April 4, 2011

cunt-faced whore

Stupid bitch with no consideraion;
Possible not to even have a reason to hate this person.

Don't talk shit, you cunt-faced whore!

cunt-faced whore by Elizabizzle May 26, 2006