Swag Meat

A nasty ass piece of meat. Usually served to poor college kids in cafeterias or in ghetto restaurants like Waffle House or street meat stands.

Ya trick, I was at Denny's last night and ordered a hamburger, but I got some swag meat between a bun instead

by ArtisticSalas February 25, 2011

Meat Hook

Implement at the end of a female's arm used to snare men.

Jesus, I can't believe she's had her meat hooks into every ginger man in the company!

by Guillermo January 22, 2004

meat wagon

A meat wagon is a police van, as it has contains many pigs(police).

'yo crush that blunt, here comes a meat wagon'

by dj May 23, 2004

meat eater

A person or being that eats meat.

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Quote 'Lauren':
"A dumbass who eats meat and therefore, does not care about animals even though they are one.They agree with torturing and slaughtering animals. they are also know as a carnivore."

Animals (Apart from humans) eat other animals, why shouldn't humans?

Bear eats Lauren, making him a meat eater.

by ZPHiNX November 7, 2004

Meat Beard

An Adelaide death metal band who write catchy songs about their dislike of missionary sex, priests and a cologne that turns you gay when you wear it.

Yo did you hear that new Meat Beard song, it's hilarious!

by twowords April 22, 2009

meat faucet

A penis, dong, stiffy, dick, tadger, prick, Willy, John Thomas, one-eyed trouser snake, piece of pork, wife's best friend, Percy, or cock....

To be used when referencing oral stimulation.

Come... partake... drink from my meat faucet and quench your thirst.

by Rick-tha-warehouse-manager February 25, 2008

meat puddle

pussy

Hey baby, I wanna step in your meat puddle.

by Bishop Floggin August 3, 2003