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Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.
Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.
by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022
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The Scared Player

There is a normal day you go to school

A few years later when u finished collage You go to work but then..
You see a Strange kid that isn't normal
It looks strange more like it isn't a kid
Something strange happened!
U look to the employees and u see that they aren't there anymore
Everything Goes Dark And the only thing u can see is Nothing IT IS JUST DARK
And Then That kid Gets close to you and then You wake up from ur bed
"Oof, That was a dream" *sigh*
Then You look outside Wait... Why is everything Dark
"uhhh was that a dream or was it real?|
*You Contact Your Friend*
"Hey Dude, There is something weird happening"
"I know dude" Your friend said
"Oh Dude btw there is something under my be-" *Beep* He disconnects
"uhh Dude, You there....???"
"I CAN SEE YOU" Some strange voice You hear
You Run and Run Screaming for Help but no one is there to save you
You look behind AND THERE IS SOMETHING RUNNING TO YOU
*You Run As fast as you can*
*You get blocked with a wall*
"I guess this is the end"
*Wakes Up Again*
"wait what"
"this is strange"
"You go outside and everything is fine"
"oh that was a dream"
You look behind you and then you are gone

The End
Someone Who is scared from something
"The Scared Player"
by Rainyar April 23, 2022
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Ivan the genshin player

a very gay faggot who gets 0 play. He also loves cheating on his ex boyfriend with other woman
Ewww youre an Ivan the genshin player??
by MrBeanerMan April 29, 2022
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White Football Player

Someone who just has a gritty attitude towards the game of football, always the first In the locker room before the game and the last one out after the game. Always has a high motor and can read the defense without having amazing talent/athleticism
Wow John is the stereotypical white football player, he never complains to the referees if the call is bad and is always on time to the game. He also just has an amazing high grit and amazing motor to help him figure out the defense. You always need a guy like John on your team.
by LTizzle3434 May 1, 2022
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mickey mouse player

Pak: The teams are fucking unbalanced.
Will: Wait why?
Pak: We have 3 mickey mouse players and they only have 1
by Affrodisiac June 6, 2022
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Thomas Le Roblox Player

by SUSSYඞ_LORD June 8, 2022
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justin_the_player

A tiktok that used to make fortnite on youtube, He became gay because of a famous tiktoker, he tried to beat up straight people with his private part.
HI opinion on gay people? justin_the_player:they are sexy
by Panadaia July 17, 2022
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