lil nads wasted

Getting blackout drunk, peeing on the floor of a gas station and then waking up in the hospital with a black eye on your birthday with no memory of the precious night.

yo! let’s get lil nads wasted tonight

by dwaynecial August 24, 2019

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Kenzy nada

Kenzy nada is a girl with a fatty arse hole she likes to lick my nostrils and my toe she has a bit of a foot fetish and she is 8 months pregnant she is 4 eyed and likes guys who drool in there sleep then she licks it up so they don’t see it how nice of her this girl has a 75 inch tv and she aspires to have a dick just as long she measures it every morning and night for now it’s only 0.6 inches but she said it is growing tbh I think she is lying but oh well when kenzy nada goes to the toilet she likes me to stand outside the door and I hear things that have scared me for life one time she came out of the toilet and told me she broke the toilet seat with her stiff shit she was holding in for 3 hours I love kenzy lots and lots she’s nice and considerate like the one time when she made cupcakes we didn’t have any chocolate frosting so she shat and then we spread that on the cupcake she thought it was rlly nice but I didn’t rlly like it

It is used in my fatty veruca kenzy nada

by rubylikesbigdickforlunch December 29, 2019

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Ralph NADA

Da famous "upper-echelon" dude from da National Automobile Dealers Association who penned da notorious totally-off-da-charts-popular-at-da-time-of-first-printing book "Unworthy At Any Price" about overall quality and value --- or lack thereof! --- of various contemporary vehicles.

Vehicle pricing and quality have varied over the years, so perhaps Ralph NADA should publish an updated "second edition" printing of his well-known consumer-protection-type literary work.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020

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